Products

Which roll for which person

Six designs, one job each. Find the person you are buying for and the choice makes itself.

  1. For the one who talks politics at dinner

    Trump Toilet Paper

    Our most ordered political roll. Half the room laughs, the other half goes quiet, and everybody remembers it. If you want a gift that starts something, this is the one.

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  2. For the person who is impossible to buy for

    Israel Flag Toilet Paper

    Our best selling design full stop. They already own everything, so give them the thing they would never buy themselves and definitely have not got.

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  3. For the football fan, or their rival

    Man Utd Toilet Paper

    Works two ways. Buy it for a United supporter and it is a wind up they will display. Buy it for someone who cannot stand them and it is the best present they get all year.

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  4. For the American football household

    Dallas Cowboys Toilet Paper

    Tailgates, game day parties, the office desk of the one person who will not stop talking about the Cowboys. Travels well and gets a reaction every time.

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  5. For the most divisive gift in the room

    Netanyahu Toilet Paper

    The one to pick when a polite laugh is not the goal. Know your audience, then enjoy it.

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  6. For a bit of colour on the shelf

    India Flag Toilet Paper

    The brightest roll we make and one of our most ordered flags. Good for a gift, good for a party, good for the downstairs loo.

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Which pack size should you buy?

PackBest for
2 rollsOne gift. Cheapest way in, at £20 delivered. Limited time only.
4 rollsA gift plus a spare, or two smaller gifts from one order.
8 rollsBuying for two people, or keeping one for yourself. Most people do.
20 or 40 rollsOffices, bars, stag dos and whole team Secret Santa. Lowest price per roll by a wide margin.

Questions we get asked

Is it real toilet paper you can actually use?
Yes. It is proper 2 ply and it works exactly as toilet paper should. Plenty of customers use it and plenty keep it on display. Both are valid.
What is the cheapest way to buy one as a gift?
The 2 pack, at £20 delivered. Every design here has one, for a limited time.
Is the design on every sheet?
Yes, all the way through the roll down to the cardboard tube. It does not run out of joke halfway.
Is the ink safe?
Yes. We print with a plant based dye that is safe on skin.
Will it arrive in time for Christmas?
USA 3 to 5 days. Europe 3 to 5 days. Everywhere else 5 to 6 days. Remote locations 5 to 7 days. Order by mid December to be safe, and earlier for large packs or remote addresses.
Do you ship outside the UK?
Yes, worldwide, and delivery is free. Most of our orders go to the USA and Europe.
Can I order for a whole office?
Yes. The 20 and 40 packs are built for that and carry the lowest price per roll.

These are unofficial novelty products. This project is purely for art purposes and we are in no way affiliated with, or in control of, what goes onto the paper. The designs are always chosen by our audience through a monthly poll.