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Our TOILET ROLLS

(Minimum PACKS OF 4 rolls)
Some things are best flushed away.

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FAQ's

Is it safe to use toilet paper with ink on it?

Yes! The ink is plant based (soy based) so is non-toxic and perfectly safe for human (and animal) use.

Is it 2ply or 3ply?

So far, our papers are all 2-ply. So they are very usable! Maybe not as soft as the luxury toilet paper from the supermarket, but still, our customers all use the rolls as intended.

Where do you ship from?

We ship from U.K

Do you ship worldwide?

We do! And, it's free shipping if you spend more than $120 USD

Hold on, isn't it rude to put flags on toilet paper?

Our customers and audience decide what goes onto our paper through our monthly polls. We are in no way affiliated or have any bias towards the designs. It is purely for fun and artistic purposes.

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