Donald Trump Toilet Paper

Trump Toilet Paper That You Can Actually Use

This is Donald Trump toilet paper printed on real, usable, premium 2 ply tissue. Not a flimsy novelty prop that falls apart in your hand. Every single square carries the design, so the joke keeps going all the way down to the cardboard tube.

It is the gag gift people actually remember. Put a roll in the downstairs loo and time how long it takes a guest to say something. Wrap it for Secret Santa and you win the office. Hand it to the one relative who will either laugh very hard or leave early. Either outcome is a good outcome.

What you get

• Premium 2 ply: soft virgin wood pulp, not scratchy party tissue
• Full roll coverage: the design repeats across every sheet, not just the outside
• Skin safe printing: plant based dye, eco friendly ink
• Sheet size: 10 cm x 10 cm
• Weight: 100 g per roll
• Pack sizes: 4, 8, 20 or 40 rolls. Minimum order is 4 rolls

Which pack should you buy?

Most people buying Trump toilet paper as a one off gift take the pack of 4. It is the cheapest way in and it still leaves you a spare roll or three. The pack of 8 is the one to get if you are buying for two people, or if you want to keep a roll for yourself, which almost everyone ends up doing. Packs of 20 and 40 are for offices, bars, stag dos and anyone running Secret Santa for a whole team. The bigger the pack, the lower the price per roll.

Delivery

USA: 3 to 5 days. Europe: 3 to 5 days. Everywhere else: 5 to 6 days. Remote locations: 5 to 7 days.

Questions we get asked

Is it real toilet paper you can actually use?
Yes. It is proper 2 ply and it works exactly as toilet paper should. Plenty of customers use it. Plenty of customers frame it. Both are valid.

Is the ink safe?
Yes. We print with a plant based dye that is safe on skin.

Can I order a single roll?
No, the minimum order is 4 rolls.

Does it fit a normal holder?
Yes, it is a standard size roll and fits any standard holder.

Is the design on every sheet?
Yes, all the way through the roll.

More novelty toilet paper

If political toilet paper is your thing, have a look at the Netanyahu toilet paper. Football fans should head for the Man Utd toilet paper or the Dallas Cowboys toilet paper. For flags, try the Israel flag toilet paper or the India flag toilet paper.

Disclaimer

This project is purely for art purposes and we are in no way affiliated with, or in control of, what goes onto the paper. The design is always chosen by our audience through a monthly poll.