Funny Christmas Gifts That Get An Actual Reaction
Most funny Christmas gifts get one laugh and then live in a drawer until March. A printed toilet roll does not. It goes in the bathroom, it stays in the bathroom, and it gets a reaction from every single person who visits the house until the roll runs out.
Every roll here is real, usable 2 ply toilet paper with the design printed on every sheet, right down to the cardboard tube. Not a flimsy prop. Something they will actually use, and laugh at, for weeks.
Funny Secret Santa gifts
Secret Santa has a specific problem: you need something cheap, something that lands in front of a room of people, and something that is not a novelty mug. A printed toilet roll does all three. It unwraps well, it gets the laugh out loud in front of everyone, and nobody else in the office will have thought of it.
Start with a pack of 2 if you are buying for one person. Packs of 4 and 8 cost less per roll and cover more than one name.
Funny stocking fillers
A single printed roll is the right size and the right shape for a stocking, and unlike most stocking fillers it does not end up in a bin by New Year. Pick a design that means something to the person and it does more work than something three times the price.
Who these actually work for
What you are actually buying
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Premium 2 ply: soft virgin wood pulp, not scratchy party tissue
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Printed on every sheet: the design repeats all the way through the roll
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Skin safe: plant based dye, eco friendly ink
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Standard size: 10 cm x 10 cm sheets, fits any normal holder
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Pack sizes: 2, 4, 8, 20 and 40 rolls
Delivery in time for Christmas
USA: 3 to 5 days. Europe: 3 to 5 days. Everywhere else: 5 to 6 days. Remote locations: 5 to 7 days. Order by mid December to be safe, and earlier if you are ordering a large pack or shipping somewhere remote.
Questions we get asked
Is it real toilet paper you can use?
Yes. It is proper 2 ply and it works exactly as toilet paper should. Plenty of people use it and plenty keep it on display.
What is the cheapest way to buy one as a gift?
The pack of 2. Every product here has one.
Is the ink safe?
Yes. We print with a plant based dye that is safe on skin.
Can I buy for a whole office?
Yes. Packs of 20 and 40 are built for that and carry the lowest price per roll.
Do you ship outside the UK?
Yes, worldwide. Most of our orders go to the USA and Europe.
Disclaimer
These are unofficial novelty products. This project is purely for art purposes and we are in no way affiliated with, or in control of, what goes onto the paper. The designs are always chosen by our audience through a monthly poll.
