Best Personalised Toilet Paper Gifts
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Personalised toilet paper is one of those gift ideas that sounds absurd until you think about it properly.
Consider: how many personalised gifts does someone actually use? A mug with their name on it collects dust on a shelf. A keyring with their initials gets lost in a drawer within a week. A photo canvas is polite rather than genuinely memorable. Personalised toilet paper gets used every single day. It cannot be ignored. Every guest who visits the bathroom sees it. It generates a reaction on a loop for as long as the roll lasts. For a consumable gift, that is exceptional value.
Here are the best personalised and novelty toilet paper options available right now.
1. Donald Trump Toilet Paper
The most iconic face in novelty toilet paper. Our Donald Trump Toilet Paper prints his face across every sheet of a proper, quality roll. It ships to the UK, USA, Europe and worldwide. Available in packs of 4, 8, 20 and 40.
The political angle gives it immediate personality. Whether the recipient is a devoted fan or a committed critic, they'll have an immediate and strong reaction to finding this in their bathroom. Which is the whole point of a personalised gift.
Best for: Political types, birthdays, housewarming gifts, anyone who wants their bathroom to start a conversation.
Get Trump Toilet Paper from £29.99 for 4 rolls
2. Man Utd Toilet Paper
For the football fan whose team you either share or oppose, our Man Utd Toilet Paper is about as personalised as a gift can get without monogramming. The Man Utd crest printed on every single sheet of a quality toilet roll. Works for United fans with a healthy sense of perspective about recent results. Works even better for supporters of every other club who want to communicate their position clearly.
Best for: Football birthdays, Christmas, derby season, anyone who wants to wind up a football fan they know.
Get Man Utd Toilet Paper from £24.99 for 4 rolls
3. Custom Face Toilet Paper
Multiple online services allow you to upload any photo and have it printed across a full toilet roll. A best friend's face. A boss's face. An ex's face. The applications are genuinely numerous. Quality varies considerably between providers so look for recent reviews before ordering. For the best result, use a clear, well-lit, front-facing portrait. The more recognisable the face, the better the payoff.
Best for: Highly targeted, specific gifts. Hen parties. Anyone with a very specific person in mind.
4. Netanyahu Toilet Paper
If Trump is the classic political novelty roll, our Netanyahu Toilet Paper is the alternative for those with strong opinions about Middle Eastern politics. Printed on the same quality tissue as the rest of the range, ships worldwide in packs of 4, 8, 20 and 40.
Best for: Political statement gifts, anyone with clear views on current world events.
Get Netanyahu Toilet Paper from £29.99 for 4 rolls
5. Wedding and Hen Party Personalised Toilet Paper
Custom printed toilet paper has become a genuine trend in wedding favours. The couple's names, the wedding date, a specific message, or the groom's face printed across every sheet. Practical, genuinely funny, and far more memorable than the standard sugared almond favour that ends up being thrown away. Multiple specialist printers offer this service, typically requiring minimum orders of around 50 to 100 rolls. Worth exploring for anyone planning a wedding who wants their favours to actually get talked about.
Best for: Wedding favours, engagement gifts, hen parties, bachelorette celebrations.
6. India Flag Toilet Paper
Our India Flag Toilet Paper is exactly what it describes. The Indian flag printed on every sheet of a proper quality roll. Particularly popular as a cricket-related gift and as a novelty item for anyone with ties to India. Part of the wider flag range which covers multiple nations.
Best for: Cricket fans, novelty flag gifts, anyone with connections to India.
Get India Flag Toilet Paper from £29.99 for 4 rolls
7. Corporate Branded Toilet Paper
Companies have had their logo printed on everything from branded pens to private jets. Toilet paper is the logical extension. Custom branded toilet paper for offices, trade show giveaways, and corporate gifts exists and is more widely used than most people realise. A self-aware Christmas gift for a team, a memorable giveaway at an event, or a genuinely useful branded product for an office bathroom. Most printers can accommodate logos and text on larger minimum orders. A conversation starter at any industry event.
Best for: Businesses, corporate events, office gifts, trade shows, teams with a sense of humour.
8. Israel Flag Toilet Paper
Our Israel Flag Toilet Paper is one of the original products in the range and remains popular for those who know exactly who they're buying it for. Same quality, same sizing options, ships to the UK, Europe, USA and worldwide.
Get Israel Flag Toilet Paper from £29.99 for 4 rolls
9. Birthday Personalised Toilet Paper
Custom text toilet paper with a specific birthday message, the recipient's age, or a running joke between friends is one of the more creative birthday gift options available. Particularly effective for milestone birthdays where the age itself is the joke. Several online printers offer short-run custom text prints. Combine with a birthday card and something more conventional and you've covered the funny and the practical in one move.
Best for: Milestone birthdays, anyone who appreciates the comedy of ageing, friends who have heard every conventional birthday gift idea already.
10. The Full Funny Toilet Rolls Range
The most comprehensive collection of personality-printed toilet paper in one place. Political figures, football clubs, flags, and more on the way. Every product is made from proper quality tissue that performs as well as any mainstream brand. Every product ships worldwide. And every product is the most interesting object in the bathroom, guaranteed.
If you're looking for a personalised toilet paper gift that nobody else thought of, this is where to start.
Browse the full Funny Toilet Rolls range
Why Personalised Toilet Paper Works
Three reasons. It gets used, unlike most personalised gifts which gather dust. It gets seen repeatedly, by the recipient and every guest they have, for the life of the roll. And it is completely unexpected, which is the most underrated quality in a gift. Nobody else at the party bought them toilet paper. That's the point.
All Funny Toilet Rolls products ship to the UK, USA, Europe and worldwide. Minimum order 4 rolls.