Best Naughty Gifts for Adults
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Naughty gifts have a reputation problem. For every genuinely funny adult gift out there, there are ten others that are a bit awkward to give and immediately stuffed in a drawer. The difference is usually knowing your audience, choosing quality over gimmick, and being just edgy enough without crossing into uncomfortable territory.
These are 15 of the best naughty gifts for adults that land properly.
1. Cards Against Humanity: The OG Naughty Night In
Before we get into the physical gifts, this one deserves its place because it delivers on the naughty promise better than almost anything else. Cards Against Humanity has no chill and no filter, which is exactly why it's been a bestseller for over a decade. Buy the main game plus an expansion pack and you've covered an entire evening of entertainment.
Best for: Groups, parties, people who think they're unshockable until they play this.
2. Ann Summers Gift Box
The British institution of adult gifting. Pre-assembled gift boxes remove the guesswork and the awkward individual product browsing. The recipient gets something quality, you get credit for being bold. Their seasonal collections in particular are well packaged and genuinely good value for the category.
Best for: Close friends, partners, hen parties, anyone celebrating something.
3. Funny Toilet Rolls: Donald Trump Toilet Paper
Naughty comes in many forms. Political naughty is arguably the most universally relatable right now, and our Donald Trump Toilet Paper is exactly that. His face on every single sheet of a proper, functional toilet roll. It makes an excellent naughty gift because the reaction is always immediate: either howling laughter or deeply offended outrage, both of which are entertaining from a safe distance.
Available in packs of 4, 8, 20 and 40 rolls. The 40-roll pack is for people with genuine commitment to a joke.
Best for: Political types, housewarming gifts, anyone with a strong opinion about a certain ex-president.
Get Trump Toilet Paper from £29.99
4. Monogamy Board Game
The couples board game that starts civilised and escalates. It's been around long enough to prove it works, and unlike some adult games it's actually well-made rather than just a cardboard box with a raised eyebrow on it. A genuinely fun way to spend an evening and considerably more interesting than a third consecutive night on the sofa watching the same streaming platform.
Best for: Couples, anniversaries, anyone whose relationship could do with a new activity.
5. Edible Underwear
A classic for a reason. If you want to signal intent while also providing a snack, edible underwear remains the most efficient delivery mechanism available. Available in multiple flavours. Better than the packaging suggests. Do your research on quality before ordering because the range is wide.
Best for: Partners, Valentine's Day, hen parties, anyone with a sweet tooth and no shame.
6. Sweary Bath Bombs
Bath bombs shaped and labelled with content that Lush would never approve. Excellent quality options exist online that look exactly like legitimate spa products until you read them. The contrast between the relaxing format and the profane content is the whole joke, and it lands every time. Makes a great add-on to a larger naughty gift box.
Best for: Anyone who enjoys baths, anyone who needs to unwind, gifting to people who take themselves slightly too seriously.
7. Funny Toilet Rolls: Man Utd Toilet Paper
Naughty is a broad church. For football fans, giving someone Man Utd Toilet Paper is genuinely naughty in the most specific and targeted way possible. The Man Utd crest printed across every sheet of an otherwise completely functional toilet roll. Works brilliantly for United fans who can laugh at recent history. Works even better for supporters of literally every other club.
Best for: Football fans, rival supporters, Secret Santa when you know where everyone's loyalties lie.
Get Man Utd Toilet Paper from £24.99
8. Bedroom Dice
Low cost, high impact. Each face of the dice has an instruction, body part, or action. No rules to explain, no setup required. Roll, follow instructions, repeat as necessary. Excellent as a standalone small gift or as part of a larger hamper. One of those gifts that seems throwaway until it actually gets used.
Best for: Couples, Valentine's Day, as a low-cost complement to something bigger.
9. Naughty Fortune Cookies
Same format as the original, completely different contents. The fortunes inside are either deeply inappropriate suggestions, brutal home truths, or specific instructions that have nothing to do with cosmic wisdom. The setup of opening a fortune cookie and then reading that makes the punchline twice as effective. Ideal as a party prop or standalone gift.
Best for: Groups, hen parties, anyone who appreciates the power of subverted expectations.
10. Rude Adult Colouring Book
Adult colouring books are genuinely relaxing. Adult colouring books with swear words embroidered into the floral patterns are both relaxing and deeply entertaining. "Calm the F*ck Down" remains one of the bestselling examples of the genre, but the options are extensive. The recipient gets something they'll actually use and something that'll make them smile every time they pick it up.
Best for: Stressed people, creative types, anyone who says they love mindfulness but clearly needs something with more edge.
11. The Full Funny Toilet Rolls Range
For the naughty gift that nobody else at the party thought of, the full Funny Toilet Rolls range delivers. Political figures, football clubs, flags. All on quality toilet tissue that genuinely performs. Ships worldwide. Nobody has ever received novelty toilet paper and called it boring. That's a fact.
12. Couple's Naughty Hamper
Pre-assembled adult hampers exist at every price point and level of explicitness. The advantage over buying individual items is pure presentation. A well-put-together box looks generous and considered even when the contents are entirely indecent. Look for ones that include a mix of food, games, and adult items for the most rounded experience.
Best for: Couples, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, anyone who wants impact without the effort of building a hamper from scratch.
13. Offensive Personalised Mug
Skip the "World's Best Dad" tier entirely. There are personalised mugs available online that make absolutely no attempt at wholesomeness. Etsy is the best destination here. Search for personalised rude mugs, filter by reviews, and spend an hour going down a rabbit hole that's more entertaining than most things on television. The recipient will use it every morning. That's excellent gift longevity.
Best for: Anyone you know well enough to pull it off, colleagues, the person who has too many normal mugs already.
14. Adult Jigsaw Puzzle
Jigsaw puzzles had a massive resurgence recently and adult-themed versions followed immediately. Some feature provocative illustrations that reveal themselves gradually as the puzzle comes together, which is a slow burn delivery mechanism that makes the gift more memorable than something revealed all at once. Good for couples or solo. Actually challenging enough to be satisfying.
Best for: Puzzle fans, couples, anyone who needs a project rather than a product.
15. Sweary Cross-Stitch Kit
Cross-stitch traditionally involves flowers, inspirational quotes, and pastoral scenes. Then someone decided to combine the format with completely inappropriate language and the genre improved dramatically. These kits come with everything needed and produce a finished article that looks genuinely beautiful from a distance, and deeply wrong up close. Excellent for someone who enjoys making things.
Best for: Crafty people, anyone with a creative streak and a vocabulary that would surprise their mother.
The One Rule of Naughty Gifts
Know your audience. The best naughty gift is the one that says something accurate about the person receiving it or about your relationship with them. Generic rudeness is just noise. Targeted, affectionate naughtiness is an art form. And if you're genuinely unsure, novelty toilet paper from Funny Toilet Rolls sits in the sweet spot between funny, functional, and unmistakably naughty. Nobody is going to put it in a drawer.
All Funny Toilet Rolls products ship to the UK, USA, Europe and worldwide. Minimum order 4 rolls.