{"product_id":"trump-toilet-paper","title":"Donald Trump Toilet Paper","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTrump Toilet Paper That You Can Actually Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is Donald Trump toilet paper printed on real, usable, premium 2 ply tissue. Not a flimsy novelty prop that falls apart in your hand. Every single square carries the design, so the joke keeps going all the way down to the cardboard tube.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the gag gift people actually remember. Put a roll in the downstairs loo and time how long it takes a guest to say something. Wrap it for Secret Santa and you win the office. Hand it to the one relative who will either laugh very hard or leave early. Either outcome is a good outcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium 2 ply:\u003c\/strong\u003e soft virgin wood pulp, not scratchy party tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull roll coverage:\u003c\/strong\u003e the design repeats across every sheet, not just the outside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSkin safe printing:\u003c\/strong\u003e plant based dye, eco friendly ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSheet size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10 cm x 10 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 g per roll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePack sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4, 8, 20 or 40 rolls. Minimum order is 4 rolls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhich pack should you buy?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost people buying Trump toilet paper as a one off gift take the pack of 4. It is the cheapest way in and it still leaves you a spare roll or three. The pack of 8 is the one to get if you are buying for two people, or if you want to keep a roll for yourself, which almost everyone ends up doing. Packs of 20 and 40 are for offices, bars, stag dos and anyone running Secret Santa for a whole team. The bigger the pack, the lower the price per roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDelivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUSA: 3 to 5 days. Europe: 3 to 5 days. Everywhere else: 5 to 6 days. Remote locations: 5 to 7 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions we get asked\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it real toilet paper you can actually use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It is proper 2 ply and it works exactly as toilet paper should. Plenty of customers use it. Plenty of customers frame it. Both are valid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the ink safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. We print with a plant based dye that is safe on skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I order a single roll?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, the minimum order is 4 rolls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it fit a normal holder?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, it is a standard size roll and fits any standard holder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on every sheet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, all the way through the roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore novelty toilet paper\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf political toilet paper is your thing, have a look at the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/netanyahu-toilet-paper\"\u003eNetanyahu toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. Football fans should head for the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/man-utd-toilet-paper\"\u003eMan Utd toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dallas-cowboys-toilet-paper\"\u003eDallas Cowboys toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. For flags, try the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/israel-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIsrael flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/india-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIndia flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis project is purely for art purposes and we are in no way affiliated with, or in control of, what goes onto the paper. The design is always chosen by our audience through a monthly poll.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funny Toilet Rolls","offers":[{"title":"Pack of 2","offer_id":53803690066186,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 4","offer_id":52809779740938,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 8","offer_id":52809779773706,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 20","offer_id":52809779806474,"sku":null,"price":84.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 40","offer_id":52809779839242,"sku":null,"price":139.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0838\/4282\/6506\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Apr_27_2026_08_16_37_PM.png?v=1777317437","url":"https:\/\/funnytoiletrolls.com\/products\/trump-toilet-paper","provider":"Funny Toilet Rolls","version":"1.0","type":"link"}