{"product_id":"netanyahu-toilet-paper","title":"Netanyahu Toilet Paper","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNetanyahu Toilet Paper, Printed On Every Sheet\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is Netanyahu toilet paper on real, usable, premium 2 ply tissue. The Benjamin Netanyahu design repeats across every square of the roll, so the joke lasts to the last sheet rather than the first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a political gag gift, and political gag gifts get a reaction. That is the point. Put it in the downstairs loo and see how long the conversation takes to start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium 2 ply:\u003c\/strong\u003e soft virgin wood pulp, not scratchy party tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull roll coverage:\u003c\/strong\u003e the design prints on every sheet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSkin safe printing:\u003c\/strong\u003e plant based dye, eco friendly ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSheet size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10 cm x 10 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 g per roll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePack sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4, 8, 20 or 40 rolls. Minimum order is 4 rolls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhich pack should you buy?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePack of 4 for a one off gift. Pack of 8 if you want a spare or you are buying for two people. Packs of 20 and 40 are bulk options for events, offices and anyone reselling, and they bring the price per roll right down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDelivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUSA: 3 to 5 days. Europe: 3 to 5 days. Remote locations: 5 to 7 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions we get asked\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it real toilet paper you can actually use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It is proper 2 ply and it works exactly as toilet paper should.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the ink safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. We print with a plant based dye that is safe on skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I order a single roll?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, the minimum order is 4 rolls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it fit a normal holder?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, it is a standard size roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore novelty toilet paper\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor other political rolls, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/trump-toilet-paper\"\u003eTrump toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. For flags, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/israel-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIsrael flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/india-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIndia flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. For football, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/man-utd-toilet-paper\"\u003eMan Utd toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis project is purely for art purposes and we are in no way affiliated with, or in control of, what goes onto the paper. The design is always chosen by our audience through a monthly poll.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funny Toilet Rolls","offers":[{"title":"Pack of 2","offer_id":53803689967882,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 4","offer_id":52060419096842,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 8","offer_id":52060419129610,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 20","offer_id":52060419162378,"sku":null,"price":94.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 40","offer_id":52060419195146,"sku":null,"price":149.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0838\/4282\/6506\/files\/re_create_this_image_but_give_me_a_more_professional_background_for_a_product_shot_hefeza4fq7sn7df8d18k_1.jpg?v=1767930085","url":"https:\/\/funnytoiletrolls.com\/products\/netanyahu-toilet-paper","provider":"Funny Toilet Rolls","version":"1.0","type":"link"}