{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"israel-flag-toilet-paper","title":"Israel Flag Toilet Paper","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIsrael Flag Toilet Paper, Printed On Every Sheet\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is Israel flag toilet paper on real, usable, premium 2 ply tissue. Not a flimsy novelty prop. The Israeli flag design repeats across every single square, all the way down to the cardboard tube, so it does not run out of joke halfway through the roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is our most ordered roll and the one people buy when they want a reaction. Some customers put it in the bathroom. Some give it as a gift. Some just keep it on a shelf. All three happen a lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium 2 ply:\u003c\/strong\u003e soft virgin wood pulp, not scratchy party tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull roll coverage:\u003c\/strong\u003e the Israeli flag prints on every sheet, not just the outside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSkin safe printing:\u003c\/strong\u003e plant based dye, eco friendly ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSheet size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10 cm x 10 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 g per roll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePack sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4, 8, 20 or 40 rolls. Minimum order is 4 rolls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhich pack should you buy?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pack of 4 is the standard choice for a single gift or for your own bathroom. The pack of 8 works out cheaper per roll and is the one to take if you are buying for more than one person. Packs of 20 and 40 are for offices, bars, events and anyone buying in bulk, and they carry the lowest price per roll by a wide margin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDelivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUSA: 3 to 5 days. Europe: 3 to 5 days. Everywhere else: 5 to 6 days. Remote locations: 5 to 7 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions we get asked\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it real toilet paper you can actually use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It is proper 2 ply and it works exactly as toilet paper should.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the ink safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. We print with a plant based dye that is safe on skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the flag on every sheet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, all the way through the roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I order a single roll?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, the minimum order is 4 rolls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo you ship outside the UK?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. We ship worldwide and most of our orders go to the USA and Europe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore novelty toilet paper\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor other flags, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/india-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIndia flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. For political rolls, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/trump-toilet-paper\"\u003eTrump toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/netanyahu-toilet-paper\"\u003eNetanyahu toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. For football, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/man-utd-toilet-paper\"\u003eMan Utd toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dallas-cowboys-toilet-paper\"\u003eDallas Cowboys toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis project is purely for art purposes and we are in no way affiliated with, or in control of, what goes onto the paper. 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The Benjamin Netanyahu design repeats across every square of the roll, so the joke lasts to the last sheet rather than the first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a political gag gift, and political gag gifts get a reaction. That is the point. Put it in the downstairs loo and see how long the conversation takes to start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium 2 ply:\u003c\/strong\u003e soft virgin wood pulp, not scratchy party tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull roll coverage:\u003c\/strong\u003e the design prints on every sheet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSkin safe printing:\u003c\/strong\u003e plant based dye, eco friendly ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSheet size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10 cm x 10 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 g per roll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePack sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4, 8, 20 or 40 rolls. Minimum order is 4 rolls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhich pack should you buy?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePack of 4 for a one off gift. Pack of 8 if you want a spare or you are buying for two people. Packs of 20 and 40 are bulk options for events, offices and anyone reselling, and they bring the price per roll right down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDelivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUSA: 3 to 5 days. Europe: 3 to 5 days. Remote locations: 5 to 7 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions we get asked\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it real toilet paper you can actually use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It is proper 2 ply and it works exactly as toilet paper should.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the ink safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. We print with a plant based dye that is safe on skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I order a single roll?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, the minimum order is 4 rolls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it fit a normal holder?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, it is a standard size roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore novelty toilet paper\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor other political rolls, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/trump-toilet-paper\"\u003eTrump toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. For flags, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/israel-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIsrael flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/india-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIndia flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. 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The Indian flag design repeats across every square of the roll, so it stays a flag toilet paper roll from the first sheet to the last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is one of our most ordered flag rolls. People buy it as a gag gift, as a talking point for the bathroom, and in bulk for parties and events.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium 2 ply:\u003c\/strong\u003e soft virgin wood pulp, not scratchy party tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull roll coverage:\u003c\/strong\u003e the Indian flag prints on every sheet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSkin safe printing:\u003c\/strong\u003e plant based dye, eco friendly ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSheet size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10 cm x 10 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 g per roll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePack sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4, 8 or 20 rolls. Minimum order is 4 rolls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhich pack should you buy?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePack of 4 covers a single gift. Pack of 8 is better value per roll and leaves you a spare. The pack of 20 is the bulk option for events, offices and parties, and it is by far the cheapest per roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDelivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDelivery: 3 to 5 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions we get asked\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it real toilet paper you can actually use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It is proper 2 ply and it works exactly as toilet paper should.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the ink safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. We print with a plant based dye that is safe on skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the flag on every sheet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, all the way through the roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I order a single roll?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, the minimum order is 4 rolls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore novelty toilet paper\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor other flags, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/israel-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIsrael flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. For political rolls, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/trump-toilet-paper\"\u003eTrump toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/netanyahu-toilet-paper\"\u003eNetanyahu toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. For football, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/man-utd-toilet-paper\"\u003eMan Utd toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dallas-cowboys-toilet-paper\"\u003eDallas Cowboys toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis project is purely for art purposes and we are in no way affiliated with, or in control of, what goes onto the paper. 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Not a flimsy novelty prop that falls apart in your hand. Every single square carries the design, so the joke keeps going all the way down to the cardboard tube.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the gag gift people actually remember. Put a roll in the downstairs loo and time how long it takes a guest to say something. Wrap it for Secret Santa and you win the office. Hand it to the one relative who will either laugh very hard or leave early. Either outcome is a good outcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium 2 ply:\u003c\/strong\u003e soft virgin wood pulp, not scratchy party tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull roll coverage:\u003c\/strong\u003e the design repeats across every sheet, not just the outside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSkin safe printing:\u003c\/strong\u003e plant based dye, eco friendly ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSheet size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10 cm x 10 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 g per roll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePack sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4, 8, 20 or 40 rolls. Minimum order is 4 rolls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhich pack should you buy?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost people buying Trump toilet paper as a one off gift take the pack of 4. It is the cheapest way in and it still leaves you a spare roll or three. The pack of 8 is the one to get if you are buying for two people, or if you want to keep a roll for yourself, which almost everyone ends up doing. Packs of 20 and 40 are for offices, bars, stag dos and anyone running Secret Santa for a whole team. The bigger the pack, the lower the price per roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDelivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUSA: 3 to 5 days. Europe: 3 to 5 days. Everywhere else: 5 to 6 days. Remote locations: 5 to 7 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions we get asked\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it real toilet paper you can actually use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It is proper 2 ply and it works exactly as toilet paper should. Plenty of customers use it. Plenty of customers frame it. Both are valid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the ink safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. We print with a plant based dye that is safe on skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I order a single roll?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, the minimum order is 4 rolls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it fit a normal holder?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, it is a standard size roll and fits any standard holder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on every sheet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, all the way through the roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore novelty toilet paper\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf political toilet paper is your thing, have a look at the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/netanyahu-toilet-paper\"\u003eNetanyahu toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. Football fans should head for the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/man-utd-toilet-paper\"\u003eMan Utd toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dallas-cowboys-toilet-paper\"\u003eDallas Cowboys toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. For flags, try the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/israel-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIsrael flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e or the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/india-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIndia flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis project is purely for art purposes and we are in no way affiliated with, or in control of, what goes onto the paper. 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The Manchester United design repeats across every square of the roll, so the joke does not run out after the first sheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the present you buy for the United fan in your life, or more often, the one you buy because your mate supports United and you do not. It works both ways. Either way somebody laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium 2 ply:\u003c\/strong\u003e soft virgin wood pulp, not scratchy party tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull roll coverage:\u003c\/strong\u003e the design prints on every sheet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSkin safe printing:\u003c\/strong\u003e plant based dye, eco friendly ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSheet size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10 cm x 10 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 g per roll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePack sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4, 8 or 20 rolls. Minimum order is 4 rolls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhich pack should you buy?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePack of 4 for a single gift, a birthday or a Secret Santa. Pack of 8 if you want a spare or you are buying for two people, and it works out cheaper per roll. The pack of 20 is for pubs, five a side teams, offices and anyone who wants the lowest price per roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDelivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUSA: 3 to 5 days. Europe: 3 to 5 days. Everywhere else: 5 to 6 days. Remote locations: 5 to 7 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions we get asked\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it real toilet paper you can actually use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It is proper 2 ply and it works exactly as toilet paper should.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the ink safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. We print with a plant based dye that is safe on skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Manchester United design on every sheet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, all the way through the roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I order a single roll?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, the minimum order is 4 rolls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it fit a normal holder?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, it is a standard size roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore novelty toilet paper\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor American football, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dallas-cowboys-toilet-paper\"\u003eDallas Cowboys toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. For political rolls, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/trump-toilet-paper\"\u003eTrump toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/netanyahu-toilet-paper\"\u003eNetanyahu toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. For flags, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/israel-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIsrael flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/india-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIndia flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an unofficial novelty product. This project is purely for art purposes and we are in no way affiliated with, or in control of, what goes onto the paper. The design is always chosen by our audience through a monthly poll.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funny Toilet Rolls","offers":[{"title":"Pack of 2","offer_id":53803690098954,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 4","offer_id":52817703600394,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 8","offer_id":52817703633162,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pack of 20","offer_id":52817703665930,"sku":null,"price":64.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0838\/4282\/6506\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Apr_27_2026_08_19_10_PM.png?v=1777317569"},{"product_id":"dallas-cowboys-toilet-paper","title":"Dallas Cowboys Toilet Paper","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDallas Cowboys Toilet Paper, Printed On Every Sheet\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is Dallas Cowboys toilet paper on real, usable, premium 2 ply tissue. The Cowboys design repeats across every square of the roll, right down to the tube, so it stays funny for longer than five seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy it for the Cowboys fan who will put it on display, or for the friend who will not. Tailgates, game day parties, Secret Santa, office desks. It travels well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium 2 ply:\u003c\/strong\u003e soft virgin wood pulp, not scratchy party tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull roll coverage:\u003c\/strong\u003e the design prints on every sheet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSkin safe printing:\u003c\/strong\u003e plant based dye, eco friendly ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSheet size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10 cm x 10 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 g per roll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePack sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4, 8 or 20 rolls. Minimum order is 4 rolls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhich pack should you buy?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePack of 4 for one gift. Pack of 8 if you are buying for two people or want a spare, and it is cheaper per roll. The pack of 20 is the tailgate and game day option, and the best value by some distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDelivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUSA: 3 to 5 days. Europe: 3 to 5 days. Everywhere else: 5 to 6 days. Remote locations: 5 to 7 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions we get asked\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it real toilet paper you can actually use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It is proper 2 ply and it works exactly as toilet paper should.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the ink safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. We print with a plant based dye that is safe on skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Cowboys design on every sheet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, all the way through the roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I order a single roll?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, the minimum order is 4 rolls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it fit a normal holder?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, it is a standard size roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore novelty toilet paper\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor English football, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/man-utd-toilet-paper\"\u003eMan Utd toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. For political rolls, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/trump-toilet-paper\"\u003eTrump toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/netanyahu-toilet-paper\"\u003eNetanyahu toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e. For flags, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/israel-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIsrael flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/india-flag-toilet-paper\"\u003eIndia flag toilet paper\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an unofficial novelty product. This project is purely for art purposes and we are in no way affiliated with, or in control of, what goes onto the paper. 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